you come to me on my scheduled hair wash day
They stole three of the lucky hats from my sewer drain! Everyone knows once a lucky hat falls in the sewer drain you can’t take them out without submitting the A7 Form to the Chancellor of Unyielding Pain. My therapist will hear of this.
Uncle Istvan
Solitude drove the old hermit insane. Now he only keeps company with those he can catch.
Artist: Daniel GelonTCG Player Link
Scryfall Link
EDHREC Link
perfect for my Uncle Istvan tribal deck
the funniest part about this card from a flavor perspective is that he isn’t legendary. you can have as many Uncle Istvans as you want milling about and the fabric of spacetime will deal just fine. second funniest part is that until the Great Creature Type Update in 2007 that retconned this guy to be a “Human”, Mistform Ultimus was considered to be an Uncle Istvan at all times in all zones (and a Mutant Ninja Turtle, and a Coward Warrior, and a Lurker Berserker Assembly-Worker, and…)
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
